Earplugs
are a wonderful thing. I've used them myself on various occasions.
Earplugs are a
wonderfu
hem myself on
many occasions. This time, however, the shoe was on the other foot, or feet, so
to speak.
“Are
you quite
finished, Captain?” Admiral Nelson pulled out all the stops his rank allowed as
he tried to interrupt my tirade, as I paced about my crowded hotel room. “Damn
it, we thought you were hurt in that horrible traffic accident...”
“Or
locked up in jail...” Doc added.
“Don’t
you think,”
I said dangerously quiet at first (a technique I used with great success aboard
Seaview to run shivers down the spines of any errant crewman, though I usually
let Chip handle the lesser infractions), “ that Joe or Chip would have called?”
(I couldn’t help that I’d raised my voice now.) “Cheech, I go away for a few
days for a little fun and...”
“Fun?
Fun?”
Harry exploded. “You went after drug runners, guns blazing, then you almost
drowned in that at search and rescue!”
“I
was in no danger of drowning, and I think my years of
experience with ONI made me an ideal candidate for a little law enforcement
service with the Coast Guard! And the only guns we used were the boat’s!”
“Doughnut,
Lee?” Joe interrupted, offering me one of my
crumpled boxes of spilled goodness I’d managed to retrieve from the police station.
“I
don’t need any damn doughnuts!” I fumed. I knew that
he was only trying to defuse the situation but damn it, I was mad. And I wanted
to stay mad! “Sorry,”
I finally said, taking in his hurt
look, “ It’s not your fault that
I have rather obsessive compulsive babysitters!
And that includes you Morton! Now, listen up you
three, and listen well,” I ripped off my uniform’s tie, and pulled
out my new Bike Week Daytona
tee shirt and comfortable old jeans from the dresser, “I’m
fine. I’ve been fine all along and I intend to remain fine! I’m going out with Leigh tonight and then to the
dirt track. Now, I can’t stop you from
heading there to watch the race, or the
200 tomorrow. It’s a free country. But I’ll be damned if I’ll let any of you treat
me like...like I’m some kind of errant juvenile delinquent who can’t take care
of himself!” I finished shouting and headed to the bathroom, slamming the door
behind me, to shower and change.
Leigh’s
a police officer
and a fellow biker. She promised to help me look at some of the bikes
for sale that dealers were showing off all over in Daytona. In addition, since
Lola and I had
decided on a little ‘breathing room’ before deciding if we really wanted to
take that final step, you know, making our relationship legal, well, I
didn’t really see anything wrong with
taking out another woman. After all, it wasn’t as if I was going to try
anything with her...and I’d already told Leigh that it wasn’t really a
‘date’ even though I hadn’t
managed to convince Joe of that. Whenever I mentioned what a great chassis she had, I knew he knew I meant her
bike!
“Lee?”
Chip called through the door after I’d turned off
the water, glad to have washed some of the day’s sea spray that was making my
scalp itch.
“What?”
I muttered as I finished toweling myself off and
pulling on my dry clean clothes, and grabbed my razor.( I’m not sure what my
actual genetic heritage is, but I’m sure it has to be of Mediterranean
or Near East origin when I get
five o clock shadow a couple of times a day.)
“Um...the
front desk called. It appears as though you
have some...er... visitors downstairs.”
“Visitors?”
I emerged, barefoot, Nelson and Doc pointedly
ignoring me, heading to the balcony overlooking the beachfront view. “Why
didn’t you just ask them up?”
“Chip
was thinking you might want to see them downstairs,”
Joe said, as Chip turned to turn on the TV to the Events channel the hotel
deemed it’s guests might enjoy. “A bit crowded in here already, don’t you
think?” he handed me my thick socks and biker boots.
“Too bad they
didn’t come prepared with earplugs,” I couldn’t help overhearing Doc as I
grabbed my gloves and helmet and turned to say something before Nelson returned
from the balcony and waylaid me.
“He didn’t mean
anything by it, Lad,” he said, “it’s
just all this noise from the bikes...they’re even on the beach...he’s...um...worried
about everyone’s ears.. he can’t help it, Lee....it’s a doctor thing.”
Well,
I did see the sense in that...then for a moment
Chip smirked.
Were
they up to something? Then it hit me that Nelson had
called me ‘lad’, just like when he’s in his ‘understanding father to the
prodigal mode’.
Damn.
I wished he’d stayed in his ‘I’m the Admiral so I
can say and do anything mode’. It would have made staying angry with him
easier...But now....
“Look, I...I’m
sorry, “ I sat on the bed, pulling on the socks and boots, “but I just....oh
hell. It’s just not easy being continually
treated like a ten year old.”
“Well,
you have your wish, Skipper,” Chip said scathingly as he took a final look
in the
mirror knotting his regulation tie, “we’ve
all discussed your aversion about us caring
about you, so from now on we’ll try to
completely ignore you. At least when you’re not aboard Seaview. Then I’m afraid
you’ll be stuck with us mother hens whether you like it or not. And before you
say anything, it’s part of our job descriptions. Admiral? My Coastie watch
runs through 0300. But I may
get a nightcap at one of those bars having a
wet Tee shirt contest. The dirt track isn’t the only place hosting any.
”
“Not
in uniform you’re not!” I scolded.
“Relax,
Captain.
I’ve stowed some grubbies at the
flotilla station, “ he didn’t exactly slam the door, but he did pull it shut
with more than what was necessary.
“Lee,”
Nelson said, “he didn’t mean it...”
“Will
everybody quit telling me what they meant or not!
I’m not in kindergarten! Joe? I don’t know when I’ll be back. I’ll try not to
make too much noise...you decide which of us the Admiral bunks with tonight.”
The hotel was crowded and there wasn’t a spare sofa-bed or rollaway in sight.
I was
still in a bad mood as I walked down to the elevator. I’d certainly hurt their feelings, except maybe Joe who, as a
fellow part time spook, took my little temper tantrums, justified or not, in
his stride. But Nelson didn’t seem to be holding a grudge anymore and Doc,
well, he was used to me complaining. I knew I shouldn’t have yelled at them as
much or as loudly as I had. But I’d had to be honest, didn’t I? I was just so
tired of them trying to housebreak me into their version of a no risk taker and
boring milquetoast type of guy.
No, that wasn’t true
at all. They expected me to be livid at times. And always honest. The problem
was that they cared. Perhaps a
bit too much, but still, I’m a big boy and can handle myself, thank you very
much!
The
elevator door opened, and before I knew it I was
pulled into the lobby by more than a dozen men, crowding around me.
“Hey Skipper!”
“You
okay, sir?”
“Give
him a chance to breathe, men,” Lt. Connors from the
flotilla approached. “Sorry, Commander. They came down to the station and
insisted I tell them where you were...seems they didn’t believe me that you
were okay despite the tape I showed them of the search and rescue....”
“Kowalski?”
I asked incredulous as I noticed the crewman
in the group, “you flew all the way down
here knowing how airsick you get?”
“He
sure did, Skipper,” Sharkey said, “but...well....”
‘It
was worth it,”Ski interrupted, “ just to see you
weren’t hurt or needin’ us after all. And the guys, well, they all pitched in
to get me first class ticket so it wouldn’t be quite so bad...more room and
er...well...”
“Oh
boy,” I ran my hand through my hair, then, “nobody called you or
told you to come here?”
“Huh?
Oh, no Skipper. We saw this report on TV and...”
“’You
came all the way here because you thought I was hurt or in jail or
something...”I asked, already knowing the answer, and feeling awfully
guilty about it. What a
wonderful crew. What a wonderful, caring crew....
“Well,
it did look like that red bike of yours, Skipper...”
Patterson said.
“Actually,”
I replied, “it was the same make and model. I
would have believed it myself if I didn’t know better. You know,” I was
surprised I came to a decision, “ I’m
planning to race on the dirt track later
tonight...probably nothing but mud, but they haven’t called it yet...I um,
don’t suppose you’d all like some free tickets...to cheer me on maybe? Enjoy
some beer, maybe hot pretzels and even...er...some of the other events?”
“He
means,” Leigh approached, in full motorcycle cop uniform,
her badge glittering, “the wet tee shirt contests... don’t worry. Some of my
fellow officers will be on duty to insure things won’t get too rowdy.”
“This
is Deputy Chief of Police Leigh Crane,” I explained
in response to their stunned silence,(the crew knew about Lola and my decision
to take a little time apart, with no strings attached, including outside
romances, but while some of them might
have liked the idea of us maybe breaking up completely, they didn’t like the
idea of me sowing a few wild oats when let off the leash, so to speak. Playing
the field wasn’t the sort of thing the Captain of the Seaview did, at least not
on a regular basis.)
“I’m
a biker too,” Leigh sensed the situation right away,
“and yes, that’s my real name. So it’s got to be fate that Commander Crane
needed someone to help him pick out a new bike from some of the better vendors
in town, and show him the ropes at the dirt track...”
“So,
how about it? Tickets to the track?” I asked.
“Sure
thing Skipper!”
“Like,
wow, man!”
“Gee
thanks, sir...”
“That
goes for all of you too, ” I turned, having seen the
reflections of Nelson, and Doc when they’d emerged from the other elevator,
joined Chip who was waiting for a taxi, and had heard everything, “I know you won’t be off duty in enough time
for the races tonight, Chip, but...how about
some pizza when you get back...no hard feelings about um.. before?”
“Only
if you take my place the next time I get cutter
duty!” he gave me a salute and headed off to the cab which had just driven up.
“Um...do you all
have a place to stay?” I asked the group which was getting larger by the minute
as airport shuttles kept dropping my crew off at the entry, “I don’t think
there’s a vacancy anywhere...”
“All
taken care of,” Joe approached from the front desk,(he
must have used another elevator) “when Embry Riddle learned some of your crew
was here, well, they kind of loaned the gym out...the guys are going to pretend
to need some triage care for its ROTC First Aid classes. It’s got bunks and
everything. I um, also rented a bus from
the hotel’s event planner. It’s coming by to pick them all up from here in a
few minutes, the same one that’ll take them to the track and back later...”
By now
I guess my guilt was pretty apparent.
“Joe...I...”
“Well,
if it makes you feel any better, bro, I put it on your charge.”
“Nonsense,” Nelson
patted my arm. “My treat. What’s the sense in having a large fortune if you
don’t use it...especially for a good cause.”
“Admiral...I...”
“Don’t
worry, you’re still paying for the track tickets,
beer, and hot pretzels! Now, you and Miss Cr..I mean Deputy Chief of Police
Crane go on and have some fun before the races....”
And
so, with more than a hundred pairs of eyes on us,
Leigh and I used the door to the garage
and pretty soon rode our bikes up to stop in front of the main doors. Of
course, we revved our engines, more for show than to insure they were working
okay. Then we donned our riding gloves,
and helmets, (with a wince from Doc) and
joining a bevy of other riders, we roared out of the hotel’s driveway, out onto
Atlantic Avenue, crossing a bridge, and found ourselves joining hoards of other
bikers exploring the town, enjoying some good eats, checking out various models
of bikes that would augment my ‘collection’, and then to the track
for a little practice on
the dirt, or rather muddy course.
I had
to wonder some
hours later how Chip was doing manning the phones down at the flotilla, as his eyes
were the only pair I wished had been
there to see me come in last, muddy, and spent; at least it would have given
him a little
satisfaction...yes, I have a warped sense of humor at times, don’t I.
I called
Lola after I returned to my room, and keeping
the lights off, except for the nightlight in the bathroom, we talked softly for
a long time. Told her all about my day,
night too. She was okay with me maybe seeing Leigh again...but as we talked...I
found myself enjoying my time on the phone with Lola more than the time I’d had
with Leigh or ever would have...and I decided right then what I wanted to do. I
asked her to marry me.
“About
time, Lad,” Nelson said turning to face me drowsily
from my bed. So, he'd pulled the short straw when they determined who would have to bunk with who.
“You
heard?”
“Kind
of hard not too. Congratulations, son, now go get
cleaned up. By the way, Chip’s back. Some kind of schedule mix up. Says to get
your skinny butt to his room with his pizza. His words. Not mine. By the way,
Will and I will be returning to Santa Barbara tomorrow. He’s bored stiff. Not
enough to keep him busy I guess.”
“Yeah,
not a scratch on me,” I laughed and grabbed the
pizza leaving Harry to slumber in peace. At least until Chip and I finish the
pizza.